The Chronicles of THE Great Saiyaman

Hysteria

2006-01-11T04:58:24Z

So I got my christmas presents today
some bouncy balls, a gohan tin, chobits wallscroll, chobits pins (which i'm wearing to stephens class), lightsaber (which i'm going to carry around)

We were browsing around ebay looking for interesting things, and we looked up the Great Saiyaman, and low and behold what came up none other than a Great Saiyaman Wallscroll. Now Crystal swears that within the time period she will get it. So I've told her to put a parental lock on her computer, banning her from looking up stuff for me.

I just called called trunks gohan, gah!!!!!!!!!!!
(slap)
So disappointed in myself!!!!!!!

I'm now wearing my Sumomo Pin. YAY!!!
For Stephens class it will be Chii. HAHAHAHAHA

Santa?

2005-12-24T21:56:44Z

Ok Ashley posted that Goku is actually Santa Clause but also consider this

The Great Saiyaman also has the strength to lift all those bags and such, I have super speed (not as fast as goku's instatransmission but good enough to cover what I need to). I also can eat alot, and this is the kicker would goku really wear the santa suit, no no no he wouldn't do that he doesn't have the style only The Great Saiayaman would wear something like that...

So I deem that it is not Goku who is santa but The Great Saiyaman

Tickle Me Elmo

2005-12-12T05:12:32Z

There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00am.

The next day at 8:45am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The personnel manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there, the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test TICKLES".

Great Saiyabastard

2005-12-07T05:54:24Z

I shall retain my title and lord it over crystal....

I got a double A* on kick the can while on standard
thats right 221 perfects and 25 greats

-if you don't know its from bleach-

Updated Christmas List

2005-11-27T03:39:19Z

First off i want you to know i have a headache 200 times the size of grand canyon and nothing is helping

Ok Here is my updated christmas list

Alot Disposable Handcuffs (since they will be left and i won't get em back, and they are cheaper)
3x Handcuffs Case (On same page as disposable handcuffs)
- http://www.selfdefenseproducts.com/police/cuffs/disposable.htm

1x Camera (cops have to have photos to prosecute)
Don't really care as long as it supports low light and takes an Sd card

Alot SD Cards (gotta have one for each crime if i'm the only witness)
- http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=3353222

1x Duty Belt (gotta have something to put those pouches on)
- http://www.selfdefenseproducts.com/police/duty_gear/bianchi.htm

1x Belt Keeper (Gotta keep the belt in order)
- http://www.selfdefenseproducts.com/police/duty_gear/bianchi.htm

Pager/Glove Pouch (who says you couldn't put other things in it)
- http://www.selfdefenseproducts.com/police/duty_gear/bianchi.htm

Multi-Tool Pliers (you never know)
- http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=895539&cat=5172&type=21&dept=4125&path=0%3A4125%3A4141%3A5172

Time For QUIZZES!!!?!?!?!?!!!111!!!11!!!!!11!!

2005-11-22T06:51:40Z

your happyFriends: lot
happy:
99%
Depressed: 1%

What are you a school ANIME PICTURES ~GIRLS ONLY~
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This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	8.3
Mind:	8
Body:	9.2
Spirit:	7.9
Friends/Family:	5
Love:	5.4
Finance:	7.2
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

You scored as Christianity. Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian.

Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

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Christianity

83%

Judaism

50%

Islam

33%

Hinduism

25%

agnosticism

17%

Paganism

Buddhism

Satanism

atheism

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Star Wars Horoscope for Cancer

You may whine at times, but you've developed a thick hard shell (like that of a crab).
You are strong willed and persistent - until you get what you want.
You never shy away from a fight, even when things get dangerous.
Mentally sharp, you are starting to master the elements of mind manipulation.

Star wars character you are most like: Luke Skywalker

What is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

Your Kissing Purity Score: 100% Pure

You've hardly ever been kissed

But the kisses you've given are very missed

Kissing Purity Test

Your Daddy Is Darth Vader

What You Call Him: Big Daddy

Why You Love Him: He takes you to church

Who's Your Daddy?

*for my real dad

Your Daddy Is Patrick Stewart

What You Call Him: Daddy Dearest

Why You Love Him: Because he's your baby daddy

Who's Your Daddy?

*if goku was my dad

Kelly Clarkson Shares Your Taste in Music

See her whole playlist here (iTunes required)

Which Musician (or Group) Shares Your Taste in Music?

Your Summer Ride is a Jeep

For you, summer is all about having no responsibilities.

You prefer to hang with old friends - and make some new ones.

What's Your Summer Ride?

You Are 40% Boyish and 60% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.

Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.

You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.

You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

great__saiyaman @ 2005-11-21T23:51:00

2005-11-22T05:54:41Z

The Great Saiyaman is going to have a new car tommorow

A '94 pontiac grand am with 16,000 miles on it
Though it is not my color of choice you just don't pass up a car like this especially when its only $4,000

Though the great saiyamans patrol car is goin to be self designed and built this one will have to do for now (i usually run around but since its been cold i've been driving through major areas and only getting out if i really suspect something)

great__saiyaman @ 2005-11-17T23:54:00

2005-11-18T07:36:45Z

You are a girly girl! You love Pink and shopping!
you are most likely quite popular amoung your
friends. You are romantic and well,most likely
100% girlyness!

What kinda person are you?
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GRYPHON

You are the gryphon! A
gryphon is a large creature that is half lion
and half eage with immense feathery wings. A
gryphon is very fierce and loyal; however, a
gryphon also symbolizes independence and
freedom. The gryphon is actually multi-facted.
The lion half represents ultimate courage,
honor, and loyalty. The eagle half stands for
independence, freedom, and justice.

Which mythical creature resides in your soul? (11 Results + Pictures)
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You are an Air Fairy!! You enjoy being free and
able to go where you please. Your ming may
daydream and wonder from time to time, but who
said that that was a bad thing? Sometimes you
feel as if your not seen by people, but this
doesn't bother you all that much. You are free
spirited!! Your Best Friend Fairy Would Be A
Water Fairy!!

What Type Of Fairy Are You? ( With Pics And 7 Different Outcomes!!)
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Ok so heres what they think...

Kagome: loves you

Inuyasha: hates you for turning
kagome on and trys to kill you

Miroku: asks you to bear his children

Sango: helps inuyasha

Kilala: mewmewmew mew

shippo gets killed in crossfire

what would the inuyasha gang think of you?
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You're so in love. You should defenantly want
him/her.

how in love are you?
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Meow Mix (I like chicken, I like liver..)

What do you taste like?
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Pink Flamingo

You're fun and carefree, a little tacky at times,
but still a classic.

What Lawn Ornament are You?
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Master Yoda

What Star Wars character are you
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A story: Imagination, fantasey, dramatic, dreamy
...but beautiful. Your love is just a book
waiting to be opened and you are a believer and
a dreamer. Never let your path be broken down
wonderer...for your love is so intense and
unique that it makes few others seem folly. You
could be some goddess in search of a dark
worrier, or some shadow seeking understanding.
But your love is close, deep and
mysterous..everything a story is...your love
will be.. you just must believe. :)

What is Love? {beautiful pictures}
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u are the fun spirit. everyone likes to be around
you and have fun. you make life worth the
while.

If you were a spirit, which would you be?
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Ahh, you're the great Sesshoumaru. Beautiful, but
deadly. You have exceptional grooming habits to
keep those stunning looks up. You act coldly to
most others, but we all know you have a heart
in there somewhere.

Which Inuyasha Character Are You?
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Jelly Filled Doughnut- Funny & Loveable

What Kind Of Doughnut Are You? (w/pics)
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great__saiyaman @ 2005-11-14T21:08:00

2005-11-15T03:09:41Z

If i had to have one dinosaur still be around i would want the compy to be around i mean he would be like a chicken only more vicious you could hold compy fights instead of chickenfights. Also you could annoy your neighbors with them i mean you could unleash them into thier garden and let them reak havoc.....and i could just picture someone goin "Honey, the cat got another compy"

great__saiyaman @ 2005-11-14T20:52:00

2005-11-15T03:07:45Z

The Great Saiyaman has started work at walgreens so soon I shall get the neccessary funds to fight crime at my full potential. Here is my christmas list:

1) Mini Camera (14.95 at wal-mart)
2) Utility Belt
3) 2 Handcuff Pouches
4) Handcuffs
5) Utility Pouches
6) Computer Parts ('ll put the complete list together later)
7) Bass Tuner
8) Bouncy Balls (I have created a bouncy ball game being the game that i created and am always adding new balls to my collection of balls which is what i collect for my game that i created (wow don't i sound like mojo jojo because moooojo jojo always seems to speak this way of which i seem to be currently speaking curently speaking of which i seem to be doing))

quiz

2005-11-11T20:55:53Z

Boredom overcomes you. You feel like your life is
too routine, and nothing exciting ever happens
to you.

What emotion dominates your life? Awesome anime pictures!
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great__saiyaman @ 2005-11-11T13:33:00

2005-11-11T19:36:57Z

Ok Crystal get ready to laugh so hard that you think you are goin to die...........
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alright now that the Great Saiyaman is done laughing at the thought of what crystal is goin to do when she reads this i shall tell you what she is goin to laugh at...i got an interview at Claire's
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Job

2005-11-06T06:38:52Z

I got the job at walgreens yay!!! Now The Great Saiyaman is back on schedule and will hopefully have all his equipment by the summer so watch out crime a newer better saiyaman is coming your way

Quiz

2005-11-04T06:00:11Z

You're a LiveJournal Newbie!

You haven't been sucked in by LiveJournal... yet.
Maybe you haven't had an account for long - or maybe you haven't spent enough time exploring LJ.

Don't worry - a few ego strokes thrown your way, and you'll be hooked. Patience.

Are You Addicted to LiveJournal?

How You Life Your Life

You are honest and direct. You tell it like it is.

You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.

You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many aquaintences.

You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable.

How Do You Live Your Life?

Ajanoputo Maynh Al-Bhed

2005-11-02T07:16:44Z

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Just Remebered Something

2005-11-02T05:35:17Z

MWAHAHAHAHAHA Soon The Great Saiyaman will have what he really requires to fight crime cause he just got an interview at Walgreens today i shall know by tommorow or thursday and if not by then i'm supposed to call friday

Nothing

2005-11-02T05:32:15Z

This post has nothing to it, thats right this post is complete nothingness but since i had to post that it had nothingness in it does that mean it has something or would it still be nothing, who knows? I guess The Great Saiyaman is bored and needed to type something about nothing.

great__saiyaman @ 2005-10-29T20:58:00

2005-10-30T01:58:23Z

Hardly anything gets by you...
You have a great memory and eagle eyes

How Observant Are You?

more quizzes (thanks ashley i'm goin to get hooked)

2005-10-29T05:59:32Z

Butterfinger

They call you sticky fingers for a reason!

What Kind of Candy Are You?

You Are a Schoolgirl!

You're not quite as wild as a "kogyaru", but with your short plaid skirt
and silly white socks, you're still a sexual fetish object.
You can usually be seen hanging out in the girly section of the video game places,
collecting photobooth stickers of you and your friends. You may not be as innocent as you look.
Did those vending machine panties once belong to you?

What's Your Japanese Subculture?

You Should Learn Japanese

You're cutting edge, and you are ready to delve into wacky Japanese culture.
From Engrish to eating contests, you're born to be a crazy gaijin. Saiko!

What Language Should You Learn?

You are a Believer

You believe in God and your chosen religion.
Whether you're Christian, Muslim, Jewish, or Hindu..
Your convictions are strong and unwavering.
You think your religion is the one true way, for everyone.

What's Your Religious Philosophy?

Your Hair Should Be Blue

Wild, brilliant, and out of control.
You're a risk taker with an eye to the future.

What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?

The Cure Shares Your Taste in Music

See their whole playlist here (iTunes required)

Which Musician (or Group) Shares Your Taste in Music?

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Blind Assassin.

Where You Lived: North Canada.

How You Died: Buried alive.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

You are

What Rejected Crayon Are You?

Your Career Type: Artistic

You are expressive, original, and independent.
Your talents lie in your artistic abilities: creative writing, drama, crafts, music, or art.

You would make an excellent:

Actor - Art Teacher - Book Editor
Clothes Designer - Comedian - Composer
Dancer - DJ - Graphic Designer
Illustrator - Musician - Sculptor

The worst career options for your are conventional careers, like bank teller or secretary.

What's Your Ideal Career?

Your Japanese Name Is...

Ronin Nomiya

What's your Japanese Name?

Your Fortune Is

He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

Cheese Pizza

Traditional and comforting.
You focus on living a quality life.
You're not easily impressed with novelty.
Yet, you easily impress others.

What's Your Pizza Personality?

The Great Saiyaman Sl...Slee....Sle-e-e...Sleeping

2005-10-27T04:37:40Z

Yes thats right The Great Saiyaman is giving up part of of his crime fighting time to sleep at the request of his two colleagues. This SLEEP that they made me do is still new and interesting but i shall continue it.

More Qizzes

2005-10-24T05:37:24Z

FLCL(fooly cooly) is an awesome show and u love it
which is awesome!

what's ur anime personality?
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You are Madison! You are Sakura's best friend and
you are very rich. You love your mom's job
because you get to play with all the fun
prototypes! This is useful because you and
Sakura have better contact this way. You also
design Sakura's comstumes, which means the
clowcards give her respect!

You Are 7Up Cherry

What's The PERFECT Soda For You?
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You are the Sci-fi movie. You like the technical
things in life, or are just interested in
Technology. You probably like Star Trek or play
Chess sometimes.

What's ur movie personality?
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Your anime expression is determined!

What's Your Anime Expression?
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You are very happy and hyper.

What's your anime figure?
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Your Anime Match is Riku! you're very lucky ^__^,
her personality is cute and nice,... she'll be
the best girl in your life.

Now, before you get excited, let me tell you
alittle bit of Riku(from D.N.Angel)
Riku has a twin named Risa. she loves old fashion
styles, but she looks very cute in it! ^_^

What's Your Anime Love Match ? (for boys and girls) ^_^
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Your Theme is "Change the World" from
Inuyasha.

What's Your Anime Theme Song 2!
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Rurouni Kenshin
You love all the action you can get...you like to
be tough..you like weapons over fists- unless
your like me and loves sanosukes fist fights

What's your anime?-really awesome-MINI QUIZ
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great__saiyaman @ 2005-10-23T23:28:00

2005-10-24T04:57:11Z

You are a Depressed lover! Love has stabbed you in
the back and you are just about ready to give
up on it! But there is still hope, you must be
able to take all the pain you get, this only
means that once you find your love, it will be
like nothing you have imagined! Sure, you have
been used by past loves, but if you just give
up, you might not ever be happy again.

Your death will be murder....Most likely because
your a very social person and everyone knows
you, but there is one person lurking in the
shadows that is so jealous of you or is so
obsessed they end up killing you...There are
many ways of being murdered...it depends on the
person, but your death will either be slow and
painful (like being stabed to death) or quiek
and painless (like a gunshot to the head).

hand holding - you like to be in constant physical
contact with your special someone but you don't
want to take things too quickly.

You are Napoleon Dyanamite and a buttload of gangs
are trying to recruit you.

Your... so... NICE!!! Your so nice it's
intoxicating. Maybe you shouldnt be so nice...
but that's who you are. Your so pure :P

You intellegence is Visual/spatial. Your good at
seeing the outcome of something. You love to
draw or paint. If you've ever played tetris
you've probably noticed your pretty good at it.
Your best subject in school is probably art.
You should become an architect or an artist.

You got gentle kiss. You want to make sure your
partner knows that you really like them. You
don't like to be rought. You like your kisses
loving.

You're MIROKU!

QUIZ and Saiyaman

2005-10-24T04:13:16Z

People see craziness in your eyes! Either that or
they see bigfoot's reflection or something...
You are really goofy and enjoy freaking people
out. You probably have a good sense of humor to
boot. Be careful though. Some people may
mistake your craziness for stupidity. But just
remember this: You do not suffer from insanity!
You enjoy every minute of it!!

Celebration!!!

2005-10-23T07:39:37Z

I have successfully kept crystal up until 3:00 in the morning!!! Snaps for crystal
*snap* *snap* *snap*

Quiz

2005-10-23T05:23:48Z

Dominant Personality: Regret

Good Traits: You don't forget what's
happened. You take the time to yourself to [try
to] get over it.

Bad Traits: You never do get over it.
You're living in the past. You can't change it.

People see you as: A shadow (you're always
left behind), honest, and wise. You may act
like you've been through horrible ordeals that
no one can relate to. The honesty is almost a
plus, but being too honest is your problem. You
don't like being lied to, so you choose not to
lie either.

You're Most Like: Protected. After what
you've experienced you closed up, trying to
figure out what's wrong with you. You're more
extroverted to cover up your feelings, unlike a
protected person.

You Need More: Disappointment. This may
sound off, but you do need it. You have to get
out of the past, and focus on the future.

What's your dominant trait? (10 unique results)
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